what dan and blair are really saying in the loft scene
Blair: I love you.
Dan: Having been yelled at by Blair Waldorf a lot in the past, I will now prepare to be yelled at again.
Blair: No, I came because I love you.
Dan: Chuck?
Blair: Have you been paying attention at all lately? No.
Dan: now that I’ve let out a big sigh that indicates that I am either relieved that my biggest fear that yet another Chair reunion has not happened, I will stand, cross the room, and attempt banter with you, because this might be what I think it is, but I’m just not sure that I want to believe it….
Blair: banter accepted, but dude, please don’t distract me. I LOVE YOU. No more Chuck. You and me, right now.
Dan: I will now smile because I’m happy and then I will kiss you.
Blair: “blah blah blah blah Dan.”
Dan: say it again because damn, it’s nice not to be called ‘humphrey’, and it’s really nice to kiss you and hear you say it, and…
Rufus and Lily must show up because how could there not be sex directly after that kiss?
